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Large Mammal Problem #2
Paul Richards
15 Sep 2024
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![Gary and Blossom sit in the trailer with tranquiliser darts still sticking out of their necks. Morag the biologist is looking at them Gary: Hello Morag. Morag: Hello Gary, hello Blossom. Welcome to your new home. Gary [climbing out of the truck] We were happy in the old home, as it happens. Morag: I’m afraid the local humans weren’t so happy with you being there. Gary: Nimbys. Morag: But this is your ecosystem. You’re this valley’s apex predators, and you’re going to make it wild again. Blossom: Dad, what’s a predator? Gary [ruefully]: Oh Blossom.](https://large-mammal-problem.ghost.io/content/images/2026/02/lmp2.jpg)